—How to get a girl, the Edward Elric way!!

riza-scarlet:

tinypancake:

1. Be her friend!
2. If she makes you things, break them.
3. Call her so rarely that she is shocked by getting a phone call from you.
4. Keep a lot of secrets from her.
5. Don’t ever go on a date with her.
6. Ask her to marry you using science.
7. Leave immediately after she agrees to marry you.

The Roy Mustang way:

1. Ask her to follow you into hell